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  | Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water." And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant... 1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."
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08-22-2006
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife Post pregnency was actually worse in m y house... I'd throw my hat in the front door to make sure it was safe to enter.... 
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 | Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife bugsy you are on a roll. 
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife The last 2 months of pregnancy and the month after was the worse
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08-23-2006
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife Our little one is 5 1/2 months. Those are great !!!
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife lol..got milk!?  |
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife There are a few bags in the freezer, what will you pay for them ?
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife And once again I'm glad I'm childless, cats are enough of a pain.
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife If only they could stay this young. 
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife 9 and 11 more years and they are outa the house! 
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife Good way to look at it!!
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife damn looking at it that way gives me 11, 14, and 16 years |
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| Re: Fatal things to say to a pregnant wife You know my sister is pregnant, and I wouldn't say those things to her either...I mean she loves me and all, but she would pull the trigger. I think another one would be. "God you are freakin huge!"
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