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MMM · 08-23-2006

How to Make a Man/Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

**Thender** · 08-23-2006

I thought there was one simple way to make a woman happy... Give her chocolate..

Chris84 · 08-23-2006

So true, MMM. lol

**ob1** · 08-23-2006

Hey 3M...I'm in the mood for some happiness...

**Bud** · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

I thought there was one simple way to make a woman happy... Give her chocolate..

Don't forget diamonds.

josh · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

Hey 3M...I'm in the mood for some happiness...

same here.

**Bud** · 08-23-2006

shutterbug · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

Hey 3M...I'm in the mood for some happiness...

**Bud** · 08-23-2006

Click Here for Happiness

jpa · 08-23-2006

I want too be happy

MMM · 08-23-2006

All right..

I am naked.. Are you happy now??

jpa · 08-24-2006

no i cant see ya

2ox · 08-24-2006

unfortunately women think that "just showing up naked" will get a rise out of any guy. And that may be true for a rookie during his first few seasons in the big leagues. But for the seasoned veteran, a woman should consider showing up in more than her birthday suit....

selected items from the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, a 56" plasma HDTV and digital camcorder with super zoom, various sundries from the adult toy store, season tickets to the Huskers, the title to his beloved pick up truck and a pony......

Daphne · 08-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

I thought there was one simple way to make a woman happy... Give her chocolate..

thats me 'ender...

Daphne · 08-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

unfortunately women think that "just showing up naked" will get a rise out of any guy. And that may be true for a rookie during his first few seasons in the big leagues. But for the seasoned veteran, a woman should consider showing up in more than her birthday suit....

selected items from the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, a 56" plasma HDTV and digital camcorder with super zoom, various sundries from the adult toy store, season tickets to the Huskers, the title to his beloved pick up truck and a pony......

yeah thats about it...ounce a man has been married once forget it he prolly won't do it again....NO WAY!! most men are just as fed-up as we are

**Thender** · 08-24-2006

^^I always pick the wife up some chocolate instead of flowers. It get's better results.

Lynniebits · 08-24-2006

Gimme a day off from the kids, that would make me happy.

Daphne · 08-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

^^I always pick the wife up some chocolate instead of flowers. It get's better results.

oh yeah....flowers die to me they are a waste of money (nice thought) .....I'm a chocolate lover....

**Thender** · 08-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Gimme a day off from the kids, that would make me happy.

You've had three months off... Jeeze...

shutterbug · 08-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

You've had three months off... Jeeze...

08-23-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,118 Throcks: 1,297.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	How to make a man/woman Happy How to Make a Man/Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked

08-23-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy I thought there was one simple way to make a woman happy... Give her chocolate.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-23-2006	#3
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454 Throcks: 284.44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy So true, MMM. lol

08-23-2006	#4
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.14 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy Hey 3M...I'm in the mood for some happiness... __________________ "Hey, great..."

08-23-2006	#7
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,283 Throcks: 11,664.30 Thanks: 4,244 Thanked 4,025 Times in 1,037 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-23-2006	#9
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,283 Throcks: 11,664.30 Thanks: 4,244 Thanked 4,025 Times in 1,037 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy Click Here for Happiness __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-23-2006	#10
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 827.69 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy I want too be happy __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-23-2006	#11
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,118 Throcks: 1,297.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 138 Times in 36 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy All right.. I am naked.. Are you happy now??

08-24-2006	#12
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 827.69 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy no i cant see ya __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-24-2006	#13
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,485 Throcks: 949.49 Thanks: 7 Thanked 424 Times in 94 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy unfortunately women think that "just showing up naked" will get a rise out of any guy. And that may be true for a rookie during his first few seasons in the big leagues. But for the seasoned veteran, a woman should consider showing up in more than her birthday suit.... selected items from the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, a 56" plasma HDTV and digital camcorder with super zoom, various sundries from the adult toy store, season tickets to the Huskers, the title to his beloved pick up truck and a pony......

08-24-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy ^^I always pick the wife up some chocolate instead of flowers. It get's better results. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-24-2006	#17
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 347.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: How to make a man/woman Happy Gimme a day off from the kids, that would make me happy. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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