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| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Couple of dumb redneck jokes "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they split yer farwood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" __________________________________________________ ___________ One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Couple of dumb redneck jokes I need that patch! 
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| Re: Couple of dumb redneck jokes lol...we're on the patch! luv it! |
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Couple of dumb redneck jokes After today, I need about 12 of those patches! |
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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