08-25-2006
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| Special Members    Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Busted Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League,honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says,"Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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08-26-2006
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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08-26-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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08-26-2006
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08-31-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Busted  Someone is in trouble!
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09-01-2006
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| TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD"  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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09-03-2006
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| Re: Busted dumbass
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09-03-2006
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| Re: Busted Yup! Shouldn't have used his real name.... 
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09-03-2006
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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