"I don't pound it all the time!" - Travis Justice

NSFW Joke in the Jokes / Music forum at Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums - Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's ...

Members Panel
Go Back   Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums > Other Crap > Jokes / Music

Reply
Old 08-29-2006   #1
Bud
Wanna Bet???
Click here to become a supporting member!
TnTU Throck Bookie
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
Bud's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Plattsmeth
Age: 38
Posts: 11,151
Throcks: 11,209.75
Thanks: 3,681
Thanked 3,495 Times in 904 Posts
NSFW Joke

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
__________________

Time is Short

Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

Bud está en línea   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2006   #2
MMMMMMM......BBQ
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
josh's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE
Age: 31
Posts: 2,268
Throcks: 20.91
Thanks: 389
Thanked 288 Times in 57 Posts
Send a message via AIM to josh
Re: NSFW Joke

Rotflmfo
__________________
THIS SPACE FOR RENT.
josh no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2006   #3
Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.
Click here to become a supporting member!
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
Thender's Avatar
 
Listens: Z92 - Mornings
Join Date: May 2005
Age: 38
Posts: 20,282
Throcks: 3,629.07
Thanks: 4,159
Thanked 4,384 Times in 1,175 Posts
Re: NSFW Joke

__________________

Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.


Thender está en línea   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2006   #4
jpa
Special Members
Dave thinks I'm special!  YAY!
Over 1000 posts!
 
jpa's Avatar
 
Listens: Podcast
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Omaha
Age: 28
Posts: 6,392
Throcks: 742.67
Thanks: 27
Thanked 1,150 Times in 250 Posts
Re: NSFW Joke

__________________
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown
jpa no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2006   #5
TnTU Sophomore
 
sutty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Falls City, NE
Posts: 67
Throcks: 24.89
Thanks: 0
Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts
Re: NSFW Joke

sutty no ha iniciado sesión   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:36 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Rules & Privacy


American Flags | Credit Cards | Cheap Car Insurance | Myspace Layouts | Payday Loan