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**Bud** · 09-05-2006

If you are real religious and easily offended do not scroll down and read.

Jesus and Moses are up in heaven sitting around, trying to think of something to do. Moses says, "Hey Jesus, I think it would be fun to go down to earth and perform miracles like in the good old days, what do you think?" Jesus agrees and they head down to earth.

Once they get there, Moses says, "I think what i want to do first is part the red sea, that was a lot of fun." So Moses goes and parts the Red Sea and comes back and says, "That was awesome, what do you want to do, Jesus?"

Jesus thinks for a while and then says, "You know, I really enjoyed walking on water, I think I will do that again." So Jesus goes over to a lake and starts walking across the water. As soon as he starts, though, he begins to sink to the bottom.

He comes back to land disappointed and Moses says, "Well, I guess the last time you did that you didn't have holes in your feet."

**Thender** · 09-05-2006

jpa · 09-05-2006

**mike** · 09-05-2006

KUfan_Donnie · 09-05-2006

ericcruefan · 09-05-2006

Holy Shit That Is Fuckin Awesome

**ob1** · 09-05-2006

Bada bing!!

Jasmine · 09-06-2006

groan...

drunkrupp · 09-08-2006

msquared · 09-17-2006

Oh My God(no pun) That is Horrible yet funny as hell

**Thender** · 09-17-2006

That's the best kind of jokes....

drunkrupp · 09-17-2006

they rock

**Bud** · 10-06-2006

If you were offended by the first joke then you definately better not scroll down to the next one.

If you have a sick sense of humor like I then you may find this funny.

I warned you.

**Thender** · 10-06-2006

**ob1** · 10-07-2006

LMFAO...another good one bud!

jpa · 10-07-2006

KUfan_Donnie · 10-08-2006

That's funny stuff, Bud--thanks for the chuckle!

09-05-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,283 Throcks: 11,664.30 Thanks: 4,244 Thanked 4,025 Times in 1,037 Posts	Jesus Joke If you are real religious and easily offended do not scroll down and read. Jesus and Moses are up in heaven sitting around, trying to think of something to do. Moses says, "Hey Jesus, I think it would be fun to go down to earth and perform miracles like in the good old days, what do you think?" Jesus agrees and they head down to earth. Once they get there, Moses says, "I think what i want to do first is part the red sea, that was a lot of fun." So Moses goes and parts the Red Sea and comes back and says, "That was awesome, what do you want to do, Jesus?" Jesus thinks for a while and then says, "You know, I really enjoyed walking on water, I think I will do that again." So Jesus goes over to a lake and starts walking across the water. As soon as he starts, though, he begins to sink to the bottom. He comes back to land disappointed and Moses says, "Well, I guess the last time you did that you didn't have holes in your feet." __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-05-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.48 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-05-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 827.68 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

09-05-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,880.65 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 2,226 Times in 547 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

09-05-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,488 Throcks: 262.14 Thanks: 31 Thanked 32 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke __________________ Beer is your friend

09-05-2006	#6
ericcruefan TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22 Posts: 451 Throcks: 1,390.03 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke Holy Shit That Is Fuckin Awesome

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ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.09 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke Bada bing!! __________________ "Hey, great..."

09-06-2006	#8
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 587 Throcks: 278.38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke groan...

09-08-2006	#9
drunkrupp If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31 Posts: 321 Throcks: 254.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke __________________

09-17-2006	#10
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 245.45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke Oh My God(no pun) That is Horrible yet funny as hell __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

09-17-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.48 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke That's the best kind of jokes.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-17-2006	#12
drunkrupp If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31 Posts: 321 Throcks: 254.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke they rock __________________

10-06-2006	#13
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,283 Throcks: 11,664.30 Thanks: 4,244 Thanked 4,025 Times in 1,037 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke If you were offended by the first joke then you definately better not scroll down to the next one. If you have a sick sense of humor like I then you may find this funny. I warned you. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-07-2006	#15
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.09 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke LMFAO...another good one bud! __________________ "Hey, great..."

10-08-2006	#17
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,488 Throcks: 262.14 Thanks: 31 Thanked 32 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Jesus Joke That's funny stuff, Bud--thanks for the chuckle! __________________ Beer is your friend

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