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**Bud** · 09-08-2006

Three girls go out one night and get really wasted. At the end of the night they part ways and promise to meet the next morning for a big greasy breakfast.

The next morning all three girls show up looking much the worse for ware and begin to retell there various adventures in heading home.

"When I walked through the front door" the first girl starts "I made it about three steps before lying down and blowing chunks for about 15 mins".

The other girls agreed that yes, that was pretty bad.

Then the second girl claimed she could top that. "When I was leaving I thought it would be a good idea to drive my car home, and I subsequently wrapped it round a tree and wrote it off. I'm lucky to be here."

The other two were shocked.

Thinking she could top even that the third girl piped up,"well, when I got home I put the stove on to make some eggs and passed out, forgetting about them and burnt out half my kitchen."

There was a stunned silence until the first girl coughed and said "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is the name of my dog."

**mike** · 09-08-2006

Nice one!!

KUfan_Donnie · 09-08-2006

Good post, Bud

**Thender** · 09-08-2006

Mike needs to stop blowing chunks after every time he's been drinking...

**ob1** · 09-08-2006

Did I introduce myself?....my name is chunks!

**Thender** · 09-08-2006

I was waiting for it ob1!

drunkrupp · 09-08-2006

jpa · 09-09-2006

that was funny, but yet so wrong

**Bud** · 09-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

, but yet so wrong

Chunks doesn't think so.

09-08-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,287 Throcks: 11,681.82 Thanks: 4,273 Thanked 4,039 Times in 1,041 Posts	Blowing Chunks Three girls go out one night and get really wasted. At the end of the night they part ways and promise to meet the next morning for a big greasy breakfast. The next morning all three girls show up looking much the worse for ware and begin to retell there various adventures in heading home. "When I walked through the front door" the first girl starts "I made it about three steps before lying down and blowing chunks for about 15 mins". The other girls agreed that yes, that was pretty bad. Then the second girl claimed she could top that. "When I was leaving I thought it would be a good idea to drive my car home, and I subsequently wrapped it round a tree and wrote it off. I'm lucky to be here." The other two were shocked. Thinking she could top even that the third girl piped up,"well, when I got home I put the stove on to make some eggs and passed out, forgetting about them and burnt out half my kitchen." There was a stunned silence until the first girl coughed and said "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is the name of my dog." __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-08-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.53 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks Nice one!! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

09-08-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,488 Throcks: 262.47 Thanks: 31 Thanked 35 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks Good post, Bud __________________ Beer is your friend

09-08-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks Mike needs to stop blowing chunks after every time he's been drinking... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-08-2006	#5
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,478.01 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks Did I introduce myself?....my name is chunks! __________________ "Hey, great..."

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.90 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks I was waiting for it ob1! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-08-2006	#7
drunkrupp If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31 Posts: 321 Throcks: 254.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks __________________

09-09-2006	#8
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 829.68 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,394 Times in 299 Posts	Re: Blowing Chunks that was funny, but yet so wrong __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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