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**Bud** · 09-13-2006

Thender goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

**ob1** · 09-13-2006

Nice one B!

**Thender** · 09-13-2006

Had to pay to have that table relined..

jpa · 09-14-2006

KUfan_Donnie · 09-14-2006

Bud, great one!

09-13-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,969.73 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	I think you are the father Thender goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-13-2006	#2
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 419.94 Thanks: 629 Thanked 138 Times in 55 Posts	Re: I think you are the father Nice one B!

09-13-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,291 Throcks: 1,763.96 Thanks: 629 Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts	Re: I think you are the father Had to pay to have that table relined.. __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-14-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.21 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: I think you are the father __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

09-14-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I think you are the father Bud, great one! __________________ One weekend survived

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