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| TnTU Senior ![]() | U2 Joke Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f*cking stop clapping then!!" |
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| Re: U2 Joke who knew bono held the power of life and death over african children in the sound of his hands?
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