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| Expensive Dating Every now and then I get together with my best friend and we discuss our latest dates. At our last dinner, she was telling me about a guy she had just met. On their first date he took her to the park so they could watch the sunset. On the second date, they went to the movies, but he suggested they go "dutch". "That's when I started thinking he was a little cheap, " she explained. "But I thought I would give him another chance. On the third date he called me up and said he just bought a new car. To celebrate he was going to pick me up and take me somewhere expensive." "That sounds promising," I said.... "where did he take you?" To her dismay, she replied "The gas station!!"
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| Re: Expensive Dating That's no lie...nice post, jpa!
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| Re: Expensive Dating Doh! :)
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| Re: Expensive Dating bada bing!
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| TnTU Senior ![]() | Re: Expensive Dating Good One!
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