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| Omaha blonde A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young man saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm a sailor and I'm off to Europe in the morning. If you like, I can stow you away on my ship. "I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night! he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and we never leave Council Bluffs."
__________________ He died at the age of 92 beneath my painting of Leonardo's Last Supper (now renamed The Last Cuppa) on the guest bedroom wall. He had a cup of tea at his lips held by my mother saying, "Buck up, Dad. You can't refuse a cup of tea. You've never refused a cup of tea in your life." He only did so the once.-- ralph steadman |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Omaha blonde Seen it  Still a great joke! For some reason it always makes me think of a blonde fron C.B. *runs and hides*
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Omaha blonde nice joke(even if i have seen it) 
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| i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Omaha blonde hahah, i got the joke sent to me from family in las vegas
__________________ He died at the age of 92 beneath my painting of Leonardo's Last Supper (now renamed The Last Cuppa) on the guest bedroom wall. He had a cup of tea at his lips held by my mother saying, "Buck up, Dad. You can't refuse a cup of tea. You've never refused a cup of tea in your life." He only did so the once.-- ralph steadman |
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