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**Bud** · 10-27-2006

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!"

**ob1** · 10-27-2006

jpa · 10-27-2006

...i think i've seen that one though

KUfan_Donnie · 10-27-2006

...still funny, though. Great work, Bud

**Bud** · 10-27-2006

Kind of reminds me of a true story.

A cousin of mine who lives in Rapid City was having drug problems a few years ago, he was 19 at the time. My Grandfather and went up there to go deer hunting with my Uncle. While up there my Aunt asked if I could take her son for a drive and try talking to him since I once had my problems when I was about his age. We headed to the local mall and on the way he tells me that life just hasn't been the same since he found out Santa Clause was a lie. I almost laughed hearing this from a 19 year old but he was so serious when he said it that it made me think. Life does start to throw you curve balls once you find out Santa is gone.

**Thender** · 10-27-2006

Good ones Bud!

jess · 10-27-2006

I like it.

shutterbug · 10-27-2006

Poor Johnny

Lynniebits · 10-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud8Fan

Kind of reminds me of a true story.
Life does start to throw you curve balls once you find out Santa is gone.

It does kinda go all down hill from there.

Chubby · 11-05-2006

What's all this talk about Santa Claus not being real?

You all must be mistaken! I have received presents under my tree every Christmas for 30 years from Santa Claus. I have even prepared my Christmas letter this weekend to mail off to him. I like to get it in early. I know he is busy and all helping his elves.

**Thender** · 11-05-2006

Don't listen to them Chubby! Santa is very real!!!

jpa · 11-05-2006

Ho, Ho, Ho

Chubby · 11-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

Don't listen to them Chubby! Santa is very real!!!

Thanks for the reassurance.

**Thender** · 11-12-2006

You, my dear, are very welcome!

Chubby · 11-13-2006

It's great to have pals like you Thender!

**Thender** · 11-13-2006

I know....

Lynniebits · 11-16-2006

He just wants to dress like santa and have you sit on his lap!

**Thender** · 11-16-2006

And the problem is?

**ob1** · 11-16-2006

^None that I can see...he'll even offer her a candy cane she can lick.

Lynniebits · 11-16-2006

I got a coupla Christmas globes for ya!

jpa · 11-17-2006

....i wanna see x-mas globes

10-27-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,153 Throcks: 11,212.11 Thanks: 3,684 Thanked 3,495 Times in 904 Posts	Birds and the Bees Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!" __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-27-2006	#2
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,365.78 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,215 Times in 282 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees __________________

10-27-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,392 Throcks: 742.78 Thanks: 27 Thanked 1,151 Times in 250 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees ...i think i've seen that one though __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

10-27-2006	#4
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 332.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees ...still funny, though. Great work, Bud __________________ One weekend survived

10-27-2006	#5
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,153 Throcks: 11,212.11 Thanks: 3,684 Thanked 3,495 Times in 904 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees Kind of reminds me of a true story. A cousin of mine who lives in Rapid City was having drug problems a few years ago, he was 19 at the time. My Grandfather and went up there to go deer hunting with my Uncle. While up there my Aunt asked if I could take her son for a drive and try talking to him since I once had my problems when I was about his age. We headed to the local mall and on the way he tells me that life just hasn't been the same since he found out Santa Clause was a lie. I almost laughed hearing this from a 19 year old but he was so serious when he said it that it made me think. Life does start to throw you curve balls once you find out Santa is gone. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-27-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.41 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees Good ones Bud! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-27-2006	#7
jess TnTU Sophomore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A country mile North Posts: 98 Throcks: 221.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees I like it.

10-27-2006	#8
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,124 Throcks: 234.74 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Birds and the Bees Poor Johnny __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

11-05-2006	#10
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 256.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees What's all this talk about Santa Claus not being real? You all must be mistaken! I have received presents under my tree every Christmas for 30 years from Santa Claus. I have even prepared my Christmas letter this weekend to mail off to him. I like to get it in early. I know he is busy and all helping his elves. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

11-05-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.41 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees Don't listen to them Chubby! Santa is very real!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-05-2006	#12
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,392 Throcks: 742.78 Thanks: 27 Thanked 1,151 Times in 250 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees Ho, Ho, Ho __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-12-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.41 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees You, my dear, are very welcome! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-13-2006	#15
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 256.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees It's great to have pals like you Thender! __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

11-13-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.41 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees I know.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-16-2006	#17
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 337.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees He just wants to dress like santa and have you sit on his lap! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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11-16-2006	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.41 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees And the problem is? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-16-2006	#19
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,365.78 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,215 Times in 282 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees ^None that I can see...he'll even offer her a candy cane she can lick. __________________

11-16-2006	#20
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 337.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees I got a coupla Christmas globes for ya! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

11-17-2006	#21
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,392 Throcks: 742.78 Thanks: 27 Thanked 1,151 Times in 250 Posts	Re: Birds and the Bees ....i wanna see x-mas globes __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown