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jess · 10-31-2006

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you.... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

KUfan_Donnie · 10-31-2006

And more proof that women are evil trap-setters

jpa · 10-31-2006

**Bud** · 10-31-2006

DOH !!!!

**mike** · 10-31-2006

That's what she gets!!

**Thender** · 10-31-2006

Serves her right!

drunkrupp · 10-31-2006

Sneeky BITCH!!!!!

Lynniebits · 11-09-2006

Ha, now that made me laugh!

10-31-2006	#1
jess TnTU Junior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A country mile North Posts: 104 Throcks: 362.56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Halloween Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you.... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

10-31-2006	#2
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,067 Throcks: 1,255.64 Thanks: 3,233 Thanked 651 Times in 133 Posts	Re: Halloween Party And more proof that women are evil trap-setters __________________ My liver must hate me

10-31-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,849 Throcks: 2,512.01 Thanks: 1,240 Thanked 5,610 Times in 1,156 Posts	Re: Halloween Party __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

10-31-2006	#4
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,977 Throcks: 19,302.52 Thanks: 14,485 Thanked 15,372 Times in 3,571 Posts	Re: Halloween Party DOH !!!! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

10-31-2006	#5
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,249 Throcks: 6,864.24 Thanks: 16,336 Thanked 9,641 Times in 2,233 Posts	Re: Halloween Party That's what she gets!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

10-31-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.74 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,115 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Halloween Party Serves her right! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-31-2006	#7
drunkrupp If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 32 Posts: 327 Throcks: 412.54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 26 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Halloween Party Sneeky BITCH!!!!! __________________

11-09-2006	#8
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Halloween Party Ha, now that made me laugh! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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