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Old 11-06-2006   #1
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MMM reminded me of a joke I heard this weekend...

What are the three reasons that women wear T-shirts?

The first reason is that it keeps them warm.


The other two reasons are obvious.
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I don't get it.
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Re: MMM reminded me of a joke I heard this weekend...

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I don't get it.

and a blonde speaks.....
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I don't get it.
That is ok Lynn - because those are the two reasons men wouldn't want us to wear shirts..
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Re: MMM reminded me of a joke I heard this weekend...

Duh, of course I got it you freaks. My fabulous ta tas have gotten me out of (and in to) many complicated situations. Not to mention they give that stray piece of popcorn somewhere to sit.
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Good steal two2.
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No it wasn't... If you are going to steal something, do it right....

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