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| Who's Baby Is It? A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. Do you have a boyfriend ?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then ?" "No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her, that the baby is black." "Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I Must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy." "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes." "Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that !" "What do you mean ?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."
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11-07-2006
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| One Hot Momma !!!  Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Who's Baby Is It? It would not surprise me!! 
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| Re: Who's Baby Is It? Hilarious, Bud...one of the better ones recently
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Who's Baby Is It?   Ruff!
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| Re: Who's Baby Is It?  Woof!
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