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| Two Alligators Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it?" "Well," said the big 'gaiter, "What you been eatin' boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch'em?" "Down at t'other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door.Then I jump out, grab'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase .
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| Re: Two Alligators Seen it! But I still Love IT!!!!!!!!!!!  
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11-11-2006
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| Re: Two Alligators How true!!! 
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11-12-2006
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Two Alligators Good one jpa !!! 
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