11-14-2006
| #1 |
| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
Posts: 12,685
Throcks: 15,022.11 Thanks: 10,237
Thanked 9,643 Times in 2,279 Posts
| More NSFW Jokes Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. Yes, I did." he replied. My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" Oh...she got fired too." A man walks up to a pharmacist and asks for a box of condoms for his 11 year old daughter. The pharmacist is shocked and he replies "Are you telling me your 11 year old daughter is sexually active?". "I wouldn't say active, she pretty much just lays there like her mother."
__________________  Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! |
|  |
|
11-14-2006
| #2 |
| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
Posts: 12,685
Throcks: 15,022.11 Thanks: 10,237
Thanked 9,643 Times in 2,279 Posts
| Re: More NSFW Jokes Johnny wanted to screw a hot girl in his office - but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and just said "I'll give you $1,000 if you let me screw you". The girl said "No". Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said "OK, ask for $2,000 and pick up the money real fast so he won't even be able to get his pants down". So she accepts the proposal as offered. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl to call so they can think about what to do with the two grand. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whats happening? She replies "The bastard used coins".
__________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! |
|
| |
|
11-14-2006
| #3 |
| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne
Posts: 632
Throcks: 246.07 Thanks: 0
Thanked 598 Times in 108 Posts
| Re: More NSFW Jokes lmao oh god those were great
__________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!! |
|
| |
|
11-14-2006
| #4 |
| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
Posts: 4,048
Throcks: 927.60 Thanks: 2,100
Thanked 551 Times in 114 Posts
| Re: More NSFW Jokes  All very good, Bud 
__________________ My liver must hate me  |
|
| |
|
11-14-2006
| #5 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 23,037
Throcks: 7,188.28 Thanks: 10,418
Thanked 12,534 Times in 3,158 Posts
| Re: More NSFW Jokes Loved 'em all Bud!
__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
|
| |
|
11-14-2006
| #6 |
| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
Posts: 7,438
Throcks: 1,471.71 Thanks: 821
Thanked 3,557 Times in 742 Posts
| Re: More NSFW Jokes 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
|
| |
| Sponsored Links |
 |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
