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Ten Finkers

Ole vas verking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut, vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da mergency room in da clinik and vhen he got der, da doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's haff da finkers and I see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord, it's 2006! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could haff put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Vhich Ole replied, "How da fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"
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