11-25-2006
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| Going to the Zoo Thender and Dave, are walking through a zoo... They come across the gorilla exhibit and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The two are fascinated by this. Dave just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly standby.... When he's done, the gorilla throws him out of the cage. An ambulance is called and he is taken away to the hospital. A few days later, Thender visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... he hasn't written.... he hasn't e-mailed......
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11-25-2006
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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11-25-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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11-25-2006
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| Re: Going to the Zoo lol...Dave, you monkey-lover! 
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11-26-2006
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Going to the Zoo I'm sorry your feelings were hurt, Dave 
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