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Old 11-25-2006   #1
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Re: Survival Tips

I always keep chocolate hidden away for just such an emergency...
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lol where do u guys get this stuff
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Re: Survival Tips

Nice one ox!

Notice the guy had to double check his breast measurements.
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Very funny, thanks 'ox!
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What men would say if they had pms.

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you forgot, "my breasts are swollen and thender"
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They are?
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