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Old 11-26-2006   #1
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Relationship breakthrough

Apple Computer reported it has developed computer chips that can store

and play music inside women's breasts.



This is a major breakthrough because women always complain about men

staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Would that be called a Boobpod?
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Or a "Boob-tube"
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Tittie-tunes!!
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Dude, that would suck, then my man would never leave them alone. "Hold on hon, let me download one more Ozzy song!"
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Nipples are for tuning . . .. come in Tokyo . . .
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