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ericcruefan · 12-02-2006

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk,
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any one of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No! !" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and
he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and......
HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!

**mike** · 12-02-2006

**Thender** · 12-02-2006

Boy, does that ever bring back memories!

jpa · 12-02-2006

msquared · 12-03-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

Boy, does that ever bring back memories!

Of you having a quickie with the milkman?

**Thender** · 12-03-2006

Nah... I was the milkman doing your Mom....

**Bud** · 12-04-2006

Good one.

**ob1** · 12-04-2006

Niiiice!

12-02-2006	#1
ericcruefan TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22 Posts: 455 Throcks: 1,513.30 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Old Joke But still good There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any one of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No! !" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and...... HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!

12-02-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,663 Throcks: 5,242.43 Thanks: 6,059 Thanked 2,618 Times in 647 Posts	Re: Old Joke But still good __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

12-02-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,490 Throcks: 4,507.91 Thanks: 5,360 Thanked 6,081 Times in 1,611 Posts	Re: Old Joke But still good Boy, does that ever bring back memories! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-02-2006	#4
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12-03-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,490 Throcks: 4,507.91 Thanks: 5,360 Thanked 6,081 Times in 1,611 Posts	Re: Old Joke But still good Nah... I was the milkman doing your Mom.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-04-2006	#7
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12-04-2006	#8
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,920 Throcks: 1,566.59 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,512 Times in 334 Posts	Re: Old Joke But still good Niiiice! __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

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