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**Thender** · 12-06-2006

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, This is shit!
An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, a fter having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, This is good shit!
A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, This really is great shit.
A Marine Scout/Sniper, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then stalking 30 miles through the brush to an FFP, says, I love this shit.
The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, My e-mails out? What kind of shit is this?

**mike** · 12-06-2006

And when the flightline kitchen got our lunch orders wrong. "How am I supposed to work with this"?

But spending 24 hours in the air in a tube with no windows does frickin SUCK!!!!!

**Thender** · 12-06-2006

I said I couldn't resist...

Actually I remember a great big stink being raised, during the Gulf War, When some Navy puke wrote the newspaper and complained because they couldn't get ice cream on their ship off the Gulf coast....

**mike** · 12-06-2006

Ice cream? LOL. We at least landed and dealt with the sand,frickin' pussies!

**Thender** · 12-06-2006

That was just about the cruxt of it... I can remember reading "letters to the editor" for three weeks in The Stars & Stripes... People were pissed!

**mike** · 12-06-2006

I was pissed because I couldn't get a bottle of water, ice cream was the last thing on my mind.

**Thender** · 12-06-2006

Exactly! We couldn't believe this fricken puke was mad about ice cream while he was on his air conditioned vessel while the true military were chewing sand...

There were a few letters from SEALS too.... I hope they found that guy....

jpa · 12-06-2006

how long before i get dragged into this

**Thender** · 12-07-2006

You see, the joke starts out with an Army grunt that has 90% of his brain intact.... It goes down from there....

**Bud** · 12-07-2006

Kids

**Thender** · 12-07-2006

He asked....

jpa · 12-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

You see, the joke starts out with an Army grunt that has 9% of his brain intact.... It goes up from there....

Does it now

**Thender** · 12-07-2006

Nice try... but the original statement is there...

lilyvon schtupp · 12-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

I said I couldn't resist...

Actually I remember a great big stink being raised, during the Gulf War, When some Navy puke wrote the newspaper and complained because they couldn't get ice cream on their ship off the Gulf coast....

let's be fair, they were getting their tonsils out, wern't they?

**mike** · 12-18-2006

yeah,that's it....

**Thender** · 12-18-2006

Ummmm, yeaaaah,

Navy pukes....

12-06-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	I couldn't resist, Mike...... An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, This is shit! An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, a fter having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, This is good shit! A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, This really is great shit. A Marine Scout/Sniper, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then stalking 30 miles through the brush to an FFP, says, I love this shit. The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, My e-mails out? What kind of shit is this? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-06-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,460 Throcks: 4,873.20 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 2,216 Times in 543 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... And when the flightline kitchen got our lunch orders wrong. "How am I supposed to work with this"? But spending 24 hours in the air in a tube with no windows does frickin SUCK!!!!! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-06-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... I said I couldn't resist... Actually I remember a great big stink being raised, during the Gulf War, When some Navy puke wrote the newspaper and complained because they couldn't get ice cream on their ship off the Gulf coast.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-06-2006	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,460 Throcks: 4,873.20 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 2,216 Times in 543 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... Ice cream? LOL. We at least landed and dealt with the sand,frickin' pussies! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-06-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... That was just about the cruxt of it... I can remember reading "letters to the editor" for three weeks in The Stars & Stripes... People were pissed! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-06-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... Exactly! We couldn't believe this fricken puke was mad about ice cream while he was on his air conditioned vessel while the true military were chewing sand... There were a few letters from SEALS too.... I hope they found that guy.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-06-2006	#8
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,436 Throcks: 822.56 Thanks: 30 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... how long before i get dragged into this __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-07-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... You see, the joke starts out with an Army grunt that has 90% of his brain intact.... It goes down from there.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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12-07-2006	#13
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... Nice try... but the original statement is there... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-18-2006	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,460 Throcks: 4,873.20 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 2,216 Times in 543 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... yeah,that's it.... __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-18-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,498 Throcks: 4,022.21 Thanks: 4,740 Thanked 5,308 Times in 1,394 Posts	Re: I couldn't resist, Mike...... Ummmm, yeaaaah, Navy pukes.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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