12-06-2006
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| You know you have been had when.... Bob, a lawyer, was driving home after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding a little. As he was crossing a bridge, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned him to the side of the bridge. Bob pulled over like a good citizen. The cop walked up to the window and said, You know how fast you were going, BOY? Bob thought for a second and said, Uh, 60? 67 mph, BOY! 67 mph in a 55 zone! said the cop. If you already knew, replied Bob, why did you ask me? Fuming over Bobs answer, the officer growled, Thats speeding, and youre getting a ticket and a fine! The cop took a good close look at Bob, in his stained fishing attire and said, You dont even look like you have a job! Why, Ive never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life! The cop leaned in the window, sniffing the air, and said, What kind of a job would a smelly bum like you have? Im a rectum stretcher! replied Bob. What you say, BOY? asked the patrolman. Im a rectum stretcher! The cop, scratching his head, asked, What does a rectum stretcher do? Bob explained, When someone needs to be stretched, Im the one who does it. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then both hands. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until the rectum is a full six feet across. The cop, absorbed with this bizarre image in his mind, asked, What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole? Bob nonchalantly answered, You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!
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12-06-2006
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: You know you have been had when.... Way to go Bob...some in law enforcement let the power go to their heads, nice to see he could ground the patrolman once. For a hefty fine, I'm sure 
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12-07-2006
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| Re: You know you have been had when.... 
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12-07-2006
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: You know you have been had when.... Bada bing!
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12-07-2006
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: You know you have been had when.... Heard it but funny ! 
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