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| Osamas' wish. While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said Master, may I grant you one wish? You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Dont you know who I am? I dont need any common woman giving me anything, barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever. Osama thought a moment, grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you! The annoyed genie said, So be it! and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
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| Re: Osamas' wish. not bad!! 
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| Re: Osamas' wish. I thought it was cute.... 
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| Re: Osamas' wish. not bad, but have seen something similar 
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| Re: Osamas' wish. You're probably thinking of the Genie and the wall joke...
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| Re: Osamas' wish. Awesome !!!! 
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