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FROM ROCK STAR TED NUGENT:

Nugent, an avid hunter, was being interviewed by a French
journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought
is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my
friend?"
or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going
to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very
much like the French."
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I had to send that to my guy, who is an avid bow hunter also! LOL
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That is quite possibly the funniest thing I heard all day.
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