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| A Christmas Oldie but Goodie Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The surprised father, answers, "Well, son, women go through three phases. In their twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie  Ain't that the truth!
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie It's those dangly balls again. Maybe they should get one of those fank and beans supporters on the other thread.
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie If they're like onions then I'm running the other way! I'm alergic to onions... 
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie LOL
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie lol...another nice one Bud!
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| Re: A Christmas Oldie but Goodie hahaha
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