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josh · 12-16-2006

SHOWERING
> >>>>
> >>>>How to Shower like a Woman -
> >>>>
> >>>>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> >according
> >>>>to
> >>>>lights and darks.
> >>>>
> >>>>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband
> >>>>along
> >>>>the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>>>
> >>>>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> >do
> >>>>more
> >>>>sit-ups.
> >>>>
> >>>>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> >>>>loofah,
> >>>>wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >>>>
> >>>>5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> >>>>vitamins.
> >>>>
> >>>>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>>>
> >>>>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> with
> >>>>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >>>>
> >>>>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
> >>>>until
> >>>>red.
> >>>>
> >>>>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash.
> >>>>
> >>>>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>>>
> >>>>11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >>>>
> >>>>12. Turn off shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
> >>>>Tilex.
> >>>>
> >>>>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>>>Wrap
> >>>>hair in a super absorbent towel.
> >>>>
> >>>>15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs.
> >>>>
> >>>>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >If
> >>>>you
> >>>>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>How To Shower Like a Man -
> >>>>
> >>>>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> >them
> >>>>in a
> >>>>pile.
> >>>>
> >>>>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
> >>>>wiener
> >>>>at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
> >>>>
> >>>>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
> your
> >>>>wiener and scratch your ass.
> >>>>
> >>>>4. Get in the shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>5. Wash your face.
> >>>>
> >>>>6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >>>>
> >>>>7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
> >>>>sound in
> >>>>the shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>>>
> >>>>9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>>>
> >>>>10. Shampoo your hair.
> >>>>
> >>>>11. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> >>>>
> >>>>12. Pee.
> >>>>
> >>>>13. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
> curtain
> >>>>was
> >>>>hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >>>>
> >>>>15. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >>>>
> >>>>16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>>>
> >>>>17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
> wife
> >>>>pull
> >>>>off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
> >>>>
> >>>>18. Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>>>

**mike** · 12-16-2006

and the problem is??

**Thender** · 12-16-2006

Woo - Woo

dartman · 12-16-2006

Yep, that sounds about right.

jpa · 12-17-2006

was this suppose to be a secret or something

**Bud** · 12-17-2006

Joke rookies.

Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste.

Wala.....

SHOWERING

How to Shower like a Woman -

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man -

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap.

10. Shampoo your hair.

11. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

12. Pee.

13. Rinse off and get out of shower.

14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

15. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

18. Throw wet towel on bed.

**mike** · 12-17-2006

[quote=Bud8Fan;91029]Joke rookies.

Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste.

**Bud** · 12-17-2006

>>>>Just
>>>>Trying
>>>>To
>>>>Help

**mike** · 12-17-2006

aaahhhh!

**Thender** · 12-17-2006

Picky picky picky...............

**Bud** · 12-17-2006

jpa · 12-17-2006

what if I dont want to use notepad

**Bud** · 12-17-2006

Then you and only you can use Word.

**Thender** · 12-17-2006

Or he could of just edited his original post....

12-16-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,285 Throcks: 0.60 Thanks: 620 Thanked 365 Times in 74 Posts	showers SHOWERING > >>>> > >>>>How to Shower like a Woman - > >>>> > >>>>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper > >according > >>>>to > >>>>lights and darks. > >>>> > >>>>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband > >>>>along > >>>>the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >>>> > >>>>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to > >do > >>>>more > >>>>sit-ups. > >>>> > >>>>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long > >>>>loofah, > >>>>wide loofah, and pumice stone. > >>>> > >>>>5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added > >>>>vitamins. > >>>> > >>>>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > >>>> > >>>>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced > with > >>>>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. > >>>> > >>>>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes > >>>>until > >>>>red. > >>>> > >>>>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash. > >>>> > >>>>10. Rinse conditioner off hair. > >>>> > >>>>11. Shave armpits and legs. > >>>> > >>>>12. Turn off shower. > >>>> > >>>>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with > >>>>Tilex. > >>>> > >>>>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. > >>>>Wrap > >>>>hair in a super absorbent towel. > >>>> > >>>>15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs. > >>>> > >>>>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > >If > >>>>you > >>>>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>How To Shower Like a Man - > >>>> > >>>>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave > >them > >>>>in a > >>>>pile. > >>>> > >>>>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake > >>>>wiener > >>>>at her making the "woo-woo" sound. > >>>> > >>>>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of > your > >>>>wiener and scratch your ass. > >>>> > >>>>4. Get in the shower. > >>>> > >>>>5. Wash your face. > >>>> > >>>>6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > >>>> > >>>>7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they > >>>>sound in > >>>>the shower. > >>>> > >>>>8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > >>>> > >>>>9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap. > >>>> > >>>>10. Shampoo your hair. > >>>> > >>>>11. Make a shampoo Mohawk. > >>>> > >>>>12. Pee. > >>>> > >>>>13. Rinse off and get out of shower. > >>>> > >>>>14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because > curtain > >>>>was > >>>>hanging out of tub the whole time. > >>>> > >>>>15. Admire wiener size in mirror again. > >>>> > >>>>16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > >>>> > >>>>17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass > wife > >>>>pull > >>>>off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. > >>>> > >>>>18. Throw wet towel on bed. > >>>> __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

12-16-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.49 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re: showers and the problem is?? __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-16-2006	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.88 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: showers Woo - Woo __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-16-2006	#4
dartman TnTU Freshman Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bellevue, Nebraska Posts: 48 Throcks: 230.11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: showers Yep, that sounds about right. __________________ I do what I can...& that ain't much!

12-17-2006	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 829.68 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,394 Times in 299 Posts	Re: showers was this suppose to be a secret or something __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-17-2006	#6
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,287 Throcks: 11,681.77 Thanks: 4,273 Thanked 4,039 Times in 1,041 Posts	Re: showers Joke rookies. Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste. Wala..... SHOWERING How to Shower like a Woman - 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12. Turn off shower. 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. 15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs. 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man - 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Wash your face. 6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. 8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap. 10. Shampoo your hair. 11. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 12. Pee. 13. Rinse off and get out of shower. 14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 15. Admire wiener size in mirror again. 16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. 18. Throw wet towel on bed. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! Last edited by Bud; 12-17-2006 at 06:40 AM.

12-17-2006	#7
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.49 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re: showers [quote=Bud8Fan;91029]Joke rookies. Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-17-2006	#8
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,287 Throcks: 11,681.77 Thanks: 4,273 Thanked 4,039 Times in 1,041 Posts	Re: showers >>>>Just >>>>Trying >>>>To >>>>Help __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

12-17-2006	#9
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,470 Throcks: 4,892.49 Thanks: 5,359 Thanked 2,252 Times in 555 Posts	Re: showers aaahhhh! __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

12-17-2006	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.88 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: showers Picky picky picky............... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

12-17-2006	#11
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,287 Throcks: 11,681.77 Thanks: 4,273 Thanked 4,039 Times in 1,041 Posts	Re: showers __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

12-17-2006	#12
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 829.68 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,394 Times in 299 Posts	Re: showers what if I dont want to use notepad __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-17-2006	#13
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,287 Throcks: 11,681.77 Thanks: 4,273 Thanked 4,039 Times in 1,041 Posts	Re: showers Then you and only you can use Word. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

12-17-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,510 Throcks: 4,040.88 Thanks: 4,771 Thanked 5,341 Times in 1,406 Posts	Re: showers Or he could of just edited his original post.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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