Todd and Tyler Unauthorized

josh · 12-16-2006

SHOWERING
> >>>>
> >>>>How to Shower like a Woman -
> >>>>
> >>>>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> >according
> >>>>to
> >>>>lights and darks.
> >>>>
> >>>>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband
> >>>>along
> >>>>the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>>>
> >>>>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> >do
> >>>>more
> >>>>sit-ups.
> >>>>
> >>>>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> >>>>loofah,
> >>>>wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >>>>
> >>>>5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> >>>>vitamins.
> >>>>
> >>>>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>>>
> >>>>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> with
> >>>>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >>>>
> >>>>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
> >>>>until
> >>>>red.
> >>>>
> >>>>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash.
> >>>>
> >>>>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>>>
> >>>>11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >>>>
> >>>>12. Turn off shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
> >>>>Tilex.
> >>>>
> >>>>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>>>Wrap
> >>>>hair in a super absorbent towel.
> >>>>
> >>>>15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs.
> >>>>
> >>>>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >If
> >>>>you
> >>>>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>How To Shower Like a Man -
> >>>>
> >>>>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> >them
> >>>>in a
> >>>>pile.
> >>>>
> >>>>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
> >>>>wiener
> >>>>at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
> >>>>
> >>>>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
> your
> >>>>wiener and scratch your ass.
> >>>>
> >>>>4. Get in the shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>5. Wash your face.
> >>>>
> >>>>6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >>>>
> >>>>7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
> >>>>sound in
> >>>>the shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>>>
> >>>>9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> >>>>
> >>>>10. Shampoo your hair.
> >>>>
> >>>>11. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> >>>>
> >>>>12. Pee.
> >>>>
> >>>>13. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>>>
> >>>>14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
> curtain
> >>>>was
> >>>>hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >>>>
> >>>>15. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >>>>
> >>>>16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>>>
> >>>>17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
> wife
> >>>>pull
> >>>>off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
> >>>>
> >>>>18. Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>>>

**mike** · 12-16-2006

and the problem is??

Thender · 12-16-2006

Woo - Woo

dartman · 12-16-2006

Yep, that sounds about right.

jpa · 12-17-2006

was this suppose to be a secret or something

Bud · 12-17-2006

Joke rookies.

Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste.

Wala.....

SHOWERING

How to Shower like a Woman -

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man -

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap.

10. Shampoo your hair.

11. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

12. Pee.

13. Rinse off and get out of shower.

14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

15. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

18. Throw wet towel on bed.

**mike** · 12-17-2006

[quote=Bud8Fan;91029]Joke rookies.

Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste.

Bud · 12-17-2006

>>>>Just
>>>>Trying
>>>>To
>>>>Help

**mike** · 12-17-2006

aaahhhh!

Thender · 12-17-2006

Picky picky picky...............

Bud · 12-17-2006

jpa · 12-17-2006

what if I dont want to use notepad

Bud · 12-17-2006

Then you and only you can use Word.

Thender · 12-17-2006

Or he could of just edited his original post....

12-16-2006	#1
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 33 Posts: 3,078 Throcks: 12.65 Thanks: 7,882 Thanked 3,045 Times in 582 Posts	showers SHOWERING > >>>> > >>>>How to Shower like a Woman - > >>>> > >>>>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper > >according > >>>>to > >>>>lights and darks. > >>>> > >>>>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband > >>>>along > >>>>the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >>>> > >>>>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to > >do > >>>>more > >>>>sit-ups. > >>>> > >>>>4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long > >>>>loofah, > >>>>wide loofah, and pumice stone. > >>>> > >>>>5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added > >>>>vitamins. > >>>> > >>>>6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > >>>> > >>>>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced > with > >>>>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. > >>>> > >>>>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes > >>>>until > >>>>red. > >>>> > >>>>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash. > >>>> > >>>>10. Rinse conditioner off hair. > >>>> > >>>>11. Shave armpits and legs. > >>>> > >>>>12. Turn off shower. > >>>> > >>>>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with > >>>>Tilex. > >>>> > >>>>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. > >>>>Wrap > >>>>hair in a super absorbent towel. > >>>> > >>>>15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs. > >>>> > >>>>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > >If > >>>>you > >>>>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>How To Shower Like a Man - > >>>> > >>>>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave > >them > >>>>in a > >>>>pile. > >>>> > >>>>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake > >>>>wiener > >>>>at her making the "woo-woo" sound. > >>>> > >>>>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of > your > >>>>wiener and scratch your ass. > >>>> > >>>>4. Get in the shower. > >>>> > >>>>5. Wash your face. > >>>> > >>>>6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > >>>> > >>>>7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they > >>>>sound in > >>>>the shower. > >>>> > >>>>8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > >>>> > >>>>9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap. > >>>> > >>>>10. Shampoo your hair. > >>>> > >>>>11. Make a shampoo Mohawk. > >>>> > >>>>12. Pee. > >>>> > >>>>13. Rinse off and get out of shower. > >>>> > >>>>14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because > curtain > >>>>was > >>>>hanging out of tub the whole time. > >>>> > >>>>15. Admire wiener size in mirror again. > >>>> > >>>>16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > >>>> > >>>>17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass > wife > >>>>pull > >>>>off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. > >>>> > >>>>18. Throw wet towel on bed. > >>>> __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

12-16-2006	#2
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 30,018 Throcks: 68,650.08 Thanks: 49,351 Thanked 61,432 Times in 17,012 Posts	Re: showers and the problem is?? __________________ "My body's a temple !!" - Tyler

12-16-2006	#3
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33,995 Throcks: 40,960.41 Thanks: 48,715 Thanked 53,316 Times in 14,120 Posts	Re: showers Woo - Woo __________________

12-16-2006	#4
dartman TnTU Freshman Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bellevue, Nebraska Posts: 49 Throcks: 1,001.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: showers Yep, that sounds about right. __________________ I do what I can...& that ain't much!

12-17-2006	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,503.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: showers was this suppose to be a secret or something __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-17-2006	#6
Bud Wanna Bet??? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 1,304.09 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: showers Joke rookies. Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste. Wala..... SHOWERING How to Shower like a Woman - 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If your see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair one with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Java cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12. Turn off shower. 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. 15. Check entire body for zits and then tweeze hairs. 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man - 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Wash your face. 6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. 8. Spend the majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap. 10. Shampoo your hair. 11. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 12. Pee. 13. Rinse off and get out of shower. 14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 15. Admire wiener size in mirror again. 16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. 18. Throw wet towel on bed. __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies Last edited by Bud; 12-17-2006 at 06:40 AM.

12-17-2006	#7
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 30,018 Throcks: 68,650.08 Thanks: 49,351 Thanked 61,432 Times in 17,012 Posts	Re: showers [quote=Bud8Fan;91029]Joke rookies. Copy, Start, Programs, Accesorites, Notepad, , Paste, Replace, Copy, Paste. __________________ "My body's a temple !!" - Tyler

12-17-2006	#8
Bud Wanna Bet??? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 1,304.09 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: showers >>>>Just >>>>Trying >>>>To >>>>Help __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

12-17-2006	#9
mike Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ????? Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 30,018 Throcks: 68,650.08 Thanks: 49,351 Thanked 61,432 Times in 17,012 Posts	Re: showers aaahhhh! __________________ "My body's a temple !!" - Tyler

12-17-2006	#10
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33,995 Throcks: 40,960.41 Thanks: 48,715 Thanked 53,316 Times in 14,120 Posts	Re: showers Picky picky picky............... __________________

12-17-2006	#11
Bud Wanna Bet??? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 1,304.09 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: showers __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

12-17-2006	#12
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,503.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: showers what if I dont want to use notepad __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-17-2006	#13
Bud Wanna Bet??? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 1,304.09 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: showers Then you and only you can use Word. __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

12-17-2006	#14
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33,995 Throcks: 40,960.41 Thanks: 48,715 Thanked 53,316 Times in 14,120 Posts	Re: showers Or he could of just edited his original post.... __________________

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