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| Avon Lady An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?" "Well, yes I do," he replied. 'What does it smell like" she asked? The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree"
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| Re: Avon Lady smells like a shitty bouquet! 
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Avon Lady That's pretty cute. I'm going to have to share it with a friend of mine who sells AVON.
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| ...the Clone Wars is here!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Avon Lady lol...I haven't heard that one in a long time! Thanks Bud!
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