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| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Ex Girlfriend I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute. "Anyway," she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch.
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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12-29-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Ex Girlfriend Men have standards!!! 
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Ex Girlfriend lol...nice one Bud...didn't see that one coming!
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| TnTU Senior   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22
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| Re: Ex Girlfriend That was hilarious...thanks for the chuckle, Bud
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