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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
--David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
--Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
--Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
--Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
--Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
--Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
--Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
--James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
--Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
--Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
--Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
--Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
--Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
--Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
--Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

Thender

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Bud

Those are great !!!

My Grandfather told me about this one.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
--Nash

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jpa

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

2ox

amen brother!

MMM

love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

mike

M, as far as the last one. A man is not complete until he's dead.

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"When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

Thender

Zsa Zsa was just seen slapping a cop, and his horse, at the corner of 72nd and Dodge... Go Zsa Zsa!

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.