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Old 01-10-2007   #1
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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning
of the word "service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word "SERVICE:"

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "Service." This is not
what I thought "Service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said
he had hired a bull to "Service" a few of his cows.

BAM!

It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those
"Service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am


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