01-14-2007
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| REDNECK Pickup Lines 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you're sure special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) "Fat Penguin!" I know you're going, 'huh?' "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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01-14-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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01-14-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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01-14-2007
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: REDNECK Pickup Lines lol...those are great Chub! 
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01-14-2007
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| it makes good good sense  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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01-15-2007
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: REDNECK Pickup Lines Good ones Chubby.
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