01-22-2007
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| The Married Couple A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she get up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay," The husband says, "No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then!!"? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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01-22-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Married Couple Saw that coming from a mile away... 
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01-22-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: The Married Couple Holy vaginal secretion Batman!  |
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01-22-2007
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| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: The Married Couple Quote:
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01-22-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Married Couple ^Nope... I don't read in bed... 
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01-22-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: The Married Couple 
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01-23-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: The Married Couple lmao god thats hardcore laughing so hard my eyes are running
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01-23-2007
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: The Married Couple Typical Man.. |
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01-24-2007
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: The Married Couple I sure hope he owned that book? If it was a library book then his card should be revoked!
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