01-25-2007
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| Enjoy In Moderation  Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| One for the guys.. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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01-25-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. 
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...  |
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01-25-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. That's great ! 
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01-25-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: One for the guys.. 
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
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01-25-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. Nice one M! Thanks for thinking of those of us sportin' a penis.  |
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01-25-2007
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| TnTU Freshman   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha, Ne Age: 22
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  | Re: One for the guys.. Yup I fell for that one....I guess I never listen. That was a good one though
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01-25-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: One for the guys.. 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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01-25-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: One for the guys.. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A woman golfing... 
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01-25-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. A woman golfing... 
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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01-25-2007
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| Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: One for the guys.. I golfed once.. You can ask Dave and I would have done really well if that damn geese had moved his ass out of the line of my ball. Oh and if the damn bee would have left me alone.. |
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01-25-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. Oh, Sure............. Just blame it on Mother Nature.........
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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01-25-2007
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| Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Re: One for the guys.. Well let me tell you I never saw a goose jump up that fast.. I know I wasn't to blame - the fact that I had been drinking all day on the golf course had nothing to do with it.. |
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01-25-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: One for the guys.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.............. Liquor is never to blame!!!! And Geese are quick!
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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