01-25-2007
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| Roller wheels of dooooooooom...   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha
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 | This is what work will do to ya. What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn't eat. What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians? A drummer. Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film? It's 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt. How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck em, let em sit around in the dark and whine. How does a redneck take a bubblebath? With water, bubblebath liquid and a Jeff Foxworthy CD. What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside. A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar. "Ow!" "Ow!" "Woof!" A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What''s the deal?" the bartender asks. The duck says, "It''s opposite day." The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script. The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying. "The R! They left out the R!" "What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
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01-25-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: This is what work will do to ya. Celebrate! 
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01-25-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: This is what work will do to ya. last one was good 
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01-26-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: This is what work will do to ya. LMAO !!! Those are some good ones.
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