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Lil' Bunny F.U. · 01-25-2007

New Holidays for a New Year

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays to celebrate. Here''s just a few of our favorites...

Seasonal Affective Disorder Day: January 2
With Christmas and New Years a thing of the past, now it''s time to celebrate the long, cold, gray winter months that loom ahead.

The Day the Music Died Day: February 3
Write a sappy song about an important cultural tragedy that will annoy bar patrons for generations.

National Jingoism & Violence Day: February 4
Collect a group of two dozen or so well-trained men assigned to represent your city or region. Face off against another such group of well-trained men. Beat the living sh*t out of each other. (aka Superbowl Sunday)

Soy Bomb: February 25
Celebrate the "spontaneous explosion of the self" by dancing like an *sshole on live television.

Reverse Cowgirl Day: March 3
Honoring a woman''s right to choose positions. (formerly Women''s Suffrage Day)

Hale-Bopp Day: March 22
Remember 1997? Best year EVAR? Well, things won''t be that good until 4380, so your cult will have to wait for its next mass suicide.

International 420 Day: April 20
Dude!

Mission Accomplished Day: May 1
Celebrate the United States'' quick and clean victory in Iraq.

Jim Belushi Day: June 15
Hire your brother to do something he''s not qualified to do. (aka National Nepotism Day)

Mike Tyson Day: June 30
Threaten to eat someone''s children while feasting on delicious elephant ear pastries.

Transfomers Day: July 4
Make your pilgrimage to the multiplex as Michael Bay rapes your fondest Saturday morning cartoon memories. Clutch your vintage Rodimus Prime toy while mumbling "You''ve Got the Touch."

Los Alamos Day: July 16
Celebrate the first ever nuclear explosion near Alamogordo in 1945 by blowing some sh*t up. (aka Trinity Day, Oppenheimer Day, I Am Become Death Day)

Self-Love Day: July 26
Enjoy the company of the person you love best in the recesses of your favorite public place. May we suggest Barnes & Noble? (aka Paul Reubens Day, Pee Wee''s Play Day)

Adult Swim Day: September 2
Skip work, get high and watch Space Ghost until you pass out.

National Accessory Day: September 14
In appreciation of the belt, the hat, the handbag and, most importantly, the scarf. It was on this day in 1927 that famed modern dancer Isadora Duncan''s scarf sealed its importance in the annals of history by wrapping itself around the axel of a car and broke its owner''s neck.

Seat Belt Remembrance Day: September 30
What better way to celebrate the life (and, more specifically, death) of legendary actore and motor enthusiast James Dean, than with a holiday remembering seat belts?

Ted Haggard’s Gay Republican Day: November 1
Purchase recreational drugs from your favorite same-sex prostitute, but don''t pay for intercourse. That would be hypocritical.

Mutilated Nipple Day: November 4
Legend has it that this holiday originated way back in 2004 when actress Tara Reid bravely unleashed her mangled areola upon a pack of ravenous paparazzi and saved the world from something or other.

The Clinton/Lewinsky Blowjob Joke Appreciation Day: November 15
On this day, stand-up comedians and late-night talk show hosts around the nation celebrate the greatest gift that was ever given unto them.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Day: November 22
Things to do today: fashion yourself a festive Asphyxophilia Noose, masturbate, listen to INXS''s Kick twenty-two times on repeat. (aka Michael Hutchence Memorial Day)

Britney Beaver Day: November 27
Today, innocent girls all around the world flash their junk.

National Cruise Day: November 29
Fun activities: Plan a cruise with two of your favorite loved ones, get drunk, go for a swim when no one is looking. (aka What Really Happened to Natalie Wood Day)

Fingering the Starfruit Day: December 2
On this day in 1978, 150 pedophilic freedom fighters attended the first meeting of the North American Man/Boy Love Association (or NAMBLA).

Entropy Day: December 30
Holy sh*t! Did another f**king year come and go already?

mike · 01-25-2007

Bunny, good God!! Now that was a kick in the ass read....Damn!!

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 01-25-2007

Heh sorry bout that.

mike · 01-25-2007

Don't be sorry. Just didn't expect that!

Thender · 01-25-2007

Damn.... I need a asprin....

jpa · 01-26-2007

after that April 20th cant come soon enough

Bud · 01-26-2007

Can we move April 20th to the 19th ?

Dave · 01-26-2007

Quote:

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Day: November 22

Mike's a scarfer from way back...

01-25-2007	#1
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Mark your calendars now. New Holidays for a New Year Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays to celebrate. Here''s just a few of our favorites... Seasonal Affective Disorder Day: January 2 With Christmas and New Years a thing of the past, now it''s time to celebrate the long, cold, gray winter months that loom ahead. The Day the Music Died Day: February 3 Write a sappy song about an important cultural tragedy that will annoy bar patrons for generations. National Jingoism & Violence Day: February 4 Collect a group of two dozen or so well-trained men assigned to represent your city or region. Face off against another such group of well-trained men. Beat the living sht out of each other. (aka Superbowl Sunday) Soy Bomb: February 25 Celebrate the "spontaneous explosion of the self" by dancing like an sshole on live television. Reverse Cowgirl Day: March 3 Honoring a woman''s right to choose positions. (formerly Women''s Suffrage Day) Hale-Bopp Day: March 22 Remember 1997? Best year EVAR? Well, things won''t be that good until 4380, so your cult will have to wait for its next mass suicide. International 420 Day: April 20 Dude! Mission Accomplished Day: May 1 Celebrate the United States'' quick and clean victory in Iraq. Jim Belushi Day: June 15 Hire your brother to do something he''s not qualified to do. (aka National Nepotism Day) Mike Tyson Day: June 30 Threaten to eat someone''s children while feasting on delicious elephant ear pastries. Transfomers Day: July 4 Make your pilgrimage to the multiplex as Michael Bay rapes your fondest Saturday morning cartoon memories. Clutch your vintage Rodimus Prime toy while mumbling "You''ve Got the Touch." Los Alamos Day: July 16 Celebrate the first ever nuclear explosion near Alamogordo in 1945 by blowing some sht up. (aka Trinity Day, Oppenheimer Day, I Am Become Death Day) Self-Love Day: July 26 Enjoy the company of the person you love best in the recesses of your favorite public place. May we suggest Barnes & Noble? (aka Paul Reubens Day, Pee Wee''s Play Day) Adult Swim Day: September 2 Skip work, get high and watch Space Ghost until you pass out. National Accessory Day: September 14 In appreciation of the belt, the hat, the handbag and, most importantly, the scarf. It was on this day in 1927 that famed modern dancer Isadora Duncan''s scarf sealed its importance in the annals of history by wrapping itself around the axel of a car and broke its owner''s neck. Seat Belt Remembrance Day: September 30 What better way to celebrate the life (and, more specifically, death) of legendary actore and motor enthusiast James Dean, than with a holiday remembering seat belts? Ted Haggard’s Gay Republican Day: November 1 Purchase recreational drugs from your favorite same-sex prostitute, but don''t pay for intercourse. That would be hypocritical. Mutilated Nipple Day: November 4 Legend has it that this holiday originated way back in 2004 when actress Tara Reid bravely unleashed her mangled areola upon a pack of ravenous paparazzi and saved the world from something or other. The Clinton/Lewinsky Blowjob Joke Appreciation Day: November 15 On this day, stand-up comedians and late-night talk show hosts around the nation celebrate the greatest gift that was ever given unto them. Autoerotic Asphyxiation Day: November 22 Things to do today: fashion yourself a festive Asphyxophilia Noose, masturbate, listen to INXS''s Kick twenty-two times on repeat. (aka Michael Hutchence Memorial Day) Britney Beaver Day: November 27 Today, innocent girls all around the world flash their junk. National Cruise Day: November 29 Fun activities: Plan a cruise with two of your favorite loved ones, get drunk, go for a swim when no one is looking. (aka What Really Happened to Natalie Wood Day) Fingering the Starfruit Day: December 2 On this day in 1978, 150 pedophilic freedom fighters attended the first meeting of the North American Man/Boy Love Association (or NAMBLA). Entropy Day: December 30 Holy sht! Did another f**king year come and go already? __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

01-25-2007	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Mark your calendars now. Bunny, good God!! Now that was a kick in the ass read....Damn!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

01-25-2007	#3
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484	Re: Mark your calendars now. Heh sorry bout that. __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

01-25-2007	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Mark your calendars now. Don't be sorry. Just didn't expect that! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

01-25-2007	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Mark your calendars now. Damn.... I need a asprin.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

01-26-2007	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Mark your calendars now. after that April 20th cant come soon enough __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

01-26-2007	#7
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Re: Mark your calendars now. Can we move April 20th to the 19th ? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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