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| Phobia's or superstitions....
New Phobias for Modern Times  This woman has "Melodramaphobia" - the fear of casting a dramatic shadow.
Have you ever noticed how many phobias are really old fashioned? Ablutophobia is a fear of bathing. Who the hell ever had that since the invention of the hot tap?
What we need is a new set of phobia that accurately describe human fears in the 21st Century.
Here they are. - Paperjamophobia - fear that the photocopier will realise that this time it is important and not just invitations to your party.
- Photophobia - fear that the photos your ex-lover took will end up plastered all over the Internet.
- Arachnophobia - fear that they'll make a sequel to Spider-Man.
- Fingerophobia - fear that there's one sheet too few on the toilet roll.
- Technophobia - fear of dance music.
- Jonesesophobia - fear that someone else's thing is better than yours.
- Pornophobia - fear that someone else's thing is bigger than yours.
- Gohomophobia - fear that the beer will run out and people will leave your party early.
- Phobophobia - fear of the first moon of Mars, Phobos.
- Dieavirginophobia - irrational fear that Britney Spears will die a virgin.
- Hindenbergaphobia - fear of balloons.
- Historyophobia - the fear that the history function in Microsoft Explorer will reveal to your partner all the nasty sites you have been visiting.
- Autophobia - fear of car advertisements that show the car moving at normal speed, then switching into slow motion as it goes through a puddle.
- Brontophobia - fear of watching The Flintstones.
- Frigophobia - fear that your fridge needs defrosting.
- Zoophibia - fear of being invited to the zoo on a first date.
- Publicdisplayofaffectionophobia - fear of a girl trying to hold your hand at the mall.
- Paperjamophobia Maxus - The fear that the photocopier will jam with your party invitation stuck inside as evidence.
- Emailophobia - the feeling you get just after clicking 'send' that you may have accidentally addressed the sexy email intended for your partner to your parents.
- Vertigo - the fear that the girl you have been impressing with your knowledge of Alfred Hitchcock films will discover that the only Hitchcock film you've seen is the remake of Psycho.
What Are You Scared Of? - Missedopophobia - The haunting and nagging fear that life has passed you by. Personified by the fact that the really cute girl you took the piss out of in a "friendly way" didn't get the joke and now wont even look at you...
Gordy Clarke [6 Jan 2003] - Projectophobia - fear that your boss will automatically assign you the new project because your the only one in the room.
Kristopher Vert [6 Jan 2003] - Mobilephonophobia - fear of someone having a smaller phone (or more original ring tone) than you
Ron Bingham [6 Jan 2003] - Emailophobia - fear of someone having a snazzier email address name than you.
Ron Bingham [6 Jan 2003] - Remandophobia - fear of being locked in prison for the rest of your life because you had to kill the seventh day adventists, mormons, avon ladies and salespeople that think you will be interested in what they have to say at 7am on Sunday morning.
Kerri Sanders [6 Jan 2003] - Freakygayguyaphobia - ear of Marlyn Manson
DudeMan [6 Jan 2003] - Anoraknophobia - Fear of trainspotters... and a great new album from Marillion - marillion.com | The Official Marillion Website | ...a better way of life Kris-t-e
- Phobiaphonia - Fear of losing your mobile phone (whilst using it)
spacerUK [6 Jan 2003] - Phunnyphobiatrica - Fear of being unable to think of something funny to say
spacerUK [6 Jan 2003] - Coldocoffeephobia - fear that by the time you get through the line at Starbucks all of the coffee wil be cold.
Neil Hiatt [6 Jan 2003] - Geekphibia-The - ar that your childhood friend will run in to you when your about to get a cute guy to ask you out.
Amanda Anderson [6 Jan 2003] - Crestdigestophobia - ear of swallowing toothpaste.
D Seebs [6 Jan 2003] - Three-0-aphobia - Fear of turning thirty...oh, er, hang on a sec...*THINKS*...birthday 15/05/1972...that can only mean, OH GOD!!!!! NOOOO!!!! PLEASE!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!...thud.
Joy [6 Jan 2003] - Paternitiophobia - fear that the voice on the end of the phone really is the child of some slut you shagged years ago.
C W Hague [6 Jan 2003] - Shopassistantsophobia - fear of being approched by bubbly shop assistance- this is like Americanophobia.
H P N [6 Jan 2003] - Areyoujustgonnasitthere-watchingtvanddrinkingbeer-whilethelawnneedsmowing-youfatlazyslobophobia - Fear of your wife when she is having her period.
will.i.am [6 Jan 2003] - Pissedonmyselfphobia - fter you use the restroom there are pee stains on your pants because you couldn't control your penis.
J. Munoz [6 Jan 2003] - Nursinghomophobia - The fear that the entire world will eventually smell like butt.
Randall Slater [6 Jan 2003] - Oldhumpophobia - The fear of walking in on your grandparents while they are in a compromising position.
Randall Slater [6 Jan 2003] - Homophobia - fear that your mother will send you to your room without any dinner because you've got home after curfew.
Liam [6 Jan 2003] - Pervertophobia - The irrational fear that the helpful advice and good intentions you're giving to that new female employee will end up in her filing a sexual harassment suit against you.
delusionsofgrandeur [6 Jan 2003] - Typpopobia - feer of miss-spellng wrods
Jane Mac [6 Jan 2003] - Beepophobia - a fear that some jerk behind you in a car will beep his horn if you stall your car engine at trafic lights and can;'t move for a minute
linda irishmanufan [6 Jan 2003] - Ithinkiambeenhackedbyjesusphobia - The phobia of having your computer santificated by the pope
Deenoa [6 Jan 2003] - Lollypopguildophobia - fear of midgets.
Kevin Wallace [6 Jan 2003] - MemoOhMyGodphobia - the fear that you'll actually remember all the things you did on the town last night.
Teacup [6 Jan 2003] - Iraqnophobia - fear of having a massive caterpillar moustache under your nose
celladwella [6 Jan 2003] - Arachna-necro-philio-homo-aquaphobia - A fear of Having sex with male underage gay spiders in water. We all have it.
shanon goodbody [6 Jan 2003] - Annakournikobia - The fear that my wife will walk in on me looking at naked pictures of popular Tennis players.
Keith Wallace [6 Jan 2003] - Minimizophobia - fear that the boss is watching you play games while you should be working.
Kevin Wallace [6 Jan 2003] - Controlaltdeletophobia - fear of Microsoft products.
Kevin Wallace [6 Jan 2003] - Superheavymidgetwithout-of-proportion-eyebrowsophobia - Fear of Australian Prime Minister John Howard
will.i.am [6 Jan 2003] - Titaniphobia - Fear that the movie you really want to see is just going to end up being another James Cameron dumbed-down gung-ho multi million dollar cinematography load of crap.
Paddy Atherton [6 Jan 2003] - Aerophobia - Fear of glam-heavy-rock bands with ugly Mick Jagger lookalike frontmen.
Paddy Atherton [6 Jan 2003] - Holybatophobia - The fear of Batman coming out the comic book.. and trying to mack you.
Vanyn [6 Jan 2003] - Likingbertieaherneophobia - fear of liking the irish prime minister bertie aherne (this is a phobia exlcusive to Ireland)
linda irishmanufan [6 Jan 2003] - Wheresmydiskmanophobia - fear of leaving your portable cd player behind you on a bus
linda irishmanufan [6 Jan 2003] - Fartophobia - The fear that you have to blow gas in a crowded elevator.
Lowlander [6 Jan 2003] - Dildophobia - the fear your girlfriend prefers a sextoy over your penis.
Chris and Oswald [6 Jan 2003] - Phobiophobia - The fear of people making up phobias. My head just melted.
Daniel Kahn [6 Jan 2003] - Garthenniswritesyouophobia - The fear that you exist in a weird, twisted comic book, and your untimely death will occur in a bizarre and creative fashion.
Kevin Brettauer [6 Jan 2003] - Ohmygodtheyinjectsiliconintothebellybuttonto-makebreastslargerphobia - The fear of finally finding out that the way they do breast enlargements is to inject silicon up your belly button and then realising you also have a fear of belly buttons.
Stephen Gray [6 Jan 2003] - Geekophobia - - ar that someone else in the room has whiter/pastier skin than you do
hannah dibner [6 Jan 2003] - Brokaphobia - the fear of running out of cash in a club just before you buy that gorgeous girl a drink
Paul Wolfe [6 Jan 2003] - Nineelevenschlockophobia - the fear of having to put up with weeks of 9/11 related stuff on the tv, radio, newspapers, magazines, etc each September.
Ravi Potter [6 Jan 2003] - Theyarechasingaftermewithgunsandknivesand theyarehornyophobia - ear of walking down the street and being chased by a violent homosexual gang.
Jesse Hugh Laier [6 Jan 2003] - ISPshutdownophobia - ear that your internet service provider wil shut down and you will have to go and....gulp.. talk to your parents or socialise with real people...
gikmo [6 Jan 2003] - Ohmygodtheykilledkennyophobia - Fear of constantly dying, only the return at the same time next week, to do it all again!
Dukas Maximus [6 Jan 2003] - You'vegotmailophobia - Fear of spam
Deadweight [6 Jan 2003] - Kinkeephonephobia - - ar of a third person listening in while you're having kinky phone sex with your other half.
Ton Palao [6 Jan 2003] - Clue-lessaphobia - fear of getting so drunk and telling everybody the most intimate details of your life... well thinking that you did, the people were actually a street lamp but nobody knows that.
Buzted [6 Jan 2003] - Boilingfaceophobia - fear that when ever you make spagetti, you will be strangled and drowned in the boiling water, just before adding the spagetti.
Teri Bredeson [6 Jan 2003] - Pleasepopyourzitphobia - The fear of seeing a massive zit that is just waiting to explode on someone's face, yet they do nothing about it.
Josh Chastain and Trey Haning [6 Jan 2003] - AAAAARGH-ophobia - The fear of fear itself.
CozB [6 Jan 2003] - Tinyweenieophobia - the fear of taking a bath with your 7 year-old son and listen to him wonder why is that you are so big and yet his penis is bigger than yours.
Platon [6 Jan 2003] - Callyourloversnameophobia - The fear of accidently calling Bryan's name during intercourse with your wife.
Platon [6 Jan 2003] - Gottastartgoingoutmoreaphobia - The fear of being chased by two timberwolves around your kitchen table in your socks on the newly waxed floor.
Phil [27 Jan 2003] - igotmysaladtossedwithsyrupphobia - Fear you have you salad tossed with syrup
Jeffrey H [30 Jan 2003] - Pervophobia - Fear that girlfriend will find your huge porn stash.
Angela Fachman [1 Feb 2003] - Holyshitophobia - The fear that you will die by slipping on a load of dog crap and going to Heaven.
Dacada Maxwell [4 Feb 2003] - Commitophobia - Fear of only having sex with one person for the rest of your life.
Amanda Tillman [11 Feb 2003] - Diedforyoursinsophobia - Fear of those annoying Christian Pamphlets.
David Cunagin [12 Feb 2003] - Dackophobia - Fear that all you friends in your peer-group are going to move in around you and start dacking you until you can't get dacked anymore.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [27 Feb 2003] - Appropriaphobia - The paralysing fear that occurs when you are at a party and you've got a really funny off-the-cuff one-liner, but you're afraid it might not be in good taste, while at the same time, you're terrified that if you dont say it, someone else will, and get the laugh.
Sexy Enrique [11 Mar 2003] - Couldntholdoniphobia - Fear to the embarassment of premature ejaculation.
Will G [15 Mar 2003] - Matrixphobia - Fear of waking up only to realize that you were asleep in a tub of goo, and being fed with the remains of dead people.
Will G [15 Mar 2003] - Graduationphobia - Fear of graduating from high school without losing your virginity
Will G [15 Mar 2003] - Historyphobia - Fear of your family finding all the porno websites you've visited in the History of the web browser.
Will G [22 Mar 2003] - Nobudsphobia - Fear that there will be another drug bust before we get our stash
Joshua & Lili [30 Mar 2003] - Notmakingthegradephobia - The fear of our suggestions not making this phobia list
Joshua & Lili [30 Mar 2003] - Fearofneverseeingjamesmarstersagainphobia - Fear that James Marsters will never appear on Buffy or Angel again and will never sing at another ghost of the robot concert and that I won't ever be able to drink coke out of his cheekbones...ever.
Mrs Marsters [14 Apr 2003] - PresidentialPhobia - Fear that a president will lose his mind and go crazy about a country, and attack it with no reason what so ever.
Shaq [14 Apr 2003] - Georgebushphobia - Fear that the world is being ruled by someone with the IQ of a retarded sparrow
shaun i like monkeys [24 Apr 2003] - OneDayThisGuyWentDownTheStreet...SoHeCameOutOfTheP ubAndStartedOffHome-aphobia - Fear of Plot Holes
CozB [25 Apr 2003] - 999-aphobia - Fear of being upside down
CozB [4 May 2003] - Frodophobia - Fear of meeting Elijah Wood and realizing that all of Hollywood is comprised of hobbit sized actors.
L W [5 May 2003] - Noboobsphobia - Fear of every girl's tits going flat.
sexy biatch Sexy Biatch [25 May 2003] - "And THEN she said..." ophobia - Fear of old grannies.
Goldfish Poodle Boy [10 Jun 2003] - gettin'jiggyophobia - Fear that you will have no idea what anyone, especially rappers, are talking about because you aren't up on the most current slang terms.
Jen C. [15 Jun 2003] - Dontstopophobia - Fear that if you stop driving you will be car-jacked.
bob smith [29 Jun 2003] - Midgephobia - Fear that a midget will sneak into your room at night and poke you with its tiny fingers
Brooks Singer [11 Jul 2003] - Ummnothinghoneyophobia - Fear that your wife will find you secretly jacking off in the middle of the night
Switch Laffalot [9 Aug 2003] - Petercostellophobia - 1. Fear of lizards 2. Fear of autoeroticism 3. (archaic) Fear of losing one's fingers in a till drawer
N. Thompson [14 Aug 2003] - Didactiphobia - Fear of people who think they know everything.
Jason Hall [15 Sep 2003] - Abstractartophobia - The fear of going to a modern day museum with your date and having to say things like, "That's not art. That's a green cheeseburger nailed to a garbage can."
scott quick [20 Oct 2003] - telephobia - Fear of eating your cellphone and having to use it while still in your stomach.
Linda Belle [15 Nov 2003] - Ohmygodiamsolostinthisconversationphobia - Fear of not knowing what the hell other people in your group are talking about
Kaitlin [26 Nov 2003] - Sueophobia - Fear of getting sued by a lawyer for beating up a lawyer who sued you for beating up a lawyer who sued you for beating up a lawyer...
someone Agentguy [9 Dec 2003] - ProbeTheGlobeForObi-Wan-KenobiLobesAphobia - The fear of having to find a stunt double (with ears that big) for Obi-Wan Kenobi.
scott quick [17 Dec 2003] - AAAAhohgoodAAAAAHophobia - Fear of waking up from a nightmare and finding something worse, then waking up from that for something worse, then...
french whine [3 Jan 2004] - Pikachuaphobia - The fear that your little brother will spontaneously turn into a Pokemon.
Silent Dan [4 Jan 2004] - Marshmallowmenphobia - Fear that the Marshmallow man out of the Ghost Busters will squash you when you are not watching.
Ellie Culbertson [8 Mar 2004] - Phonophobia - Fear of your boss calling your cell phone after you called in sick, whilst you are in a noisy amusement parlour.
marc dennis [2 May 2004] - Intelligent-Life-on-MarsPhobia - Fear that George W Bush admits he is really a Martian and therefore represents intelligent life!
Chris Manners [2 Jun 2004] - TheresSomeoneLivingInMyRoof-a-phobia - The fear of people living in your roof space and spying on you through exhaust fans in the bathroom
Jayde M [12 Jul 2004] - DeepFryerRevenge-a-phobia - I had an awful thought one night. If someone really hated me, they could throw water into my deepfryer and hot fat would explode on my face when I used it next.
Jayde m [12 Jul 2004] - EqualOpportunophobia - The fear that your lazy, incompetent co-worker will get promoted before you do.
Adam Watts [17 Sep 2004] - Bybusophobia - Fear that the bus will go past you while you're walking towards the stop.
Loquacious Catie [7 Oct 2004] - Lightbulbophobia - Fear of a light bulb falling out of the socket onto your head as you walk by
Some Bozo [22 Jan 2005] - Germanophobia - A fear of big butch women.
Jake Elma [4 Feb 2005] - Wetlegophobia - The fear of waking up to the dog humping your leg.
Stephanie Skippy [3 Mar 2005] - Bodyunlikelytobeimprovedbycosmeticsurgeryophobia - The fear that cosmetic surgery will not improve your looks
sandra mccutcheon [5 May 2005] - Gymophobia - Fear of changing clothes in the locker room
Nancy Indy500bo [6 May 2005] - 9to5ophobia - Fear that you will end up just like your parents
Nancy Indy500bo [17 May 2005] - Oilshortageophobia - Fear that the world will run out of gas and you will have to walk to work
Nancy Indy500bo [17 May 2005] - HarryPotteraphobia - The fear of writer's block. J.K. Rowling currently has this phobia
david arnold [30 May 2005] - WarningLowHeadroomPhobia - Fear of those really annoying low headroom signs that go above car park entrances that make you duck your head every time you drive under one of them even though you are in your car.
Anonymous Dude [22 Jul 2005] - PublicTransportPhobia - Fear of being late for work (again!)
Anonymous Dude [22 Jul 2005] - DISCONFECTIONPHOBIA. The distorted belief that the act of simply blowing on a piece of candy that you dropped on the floor, will remove all the germs.
mantelbrott set [23 Jul 2005] - PHONESIAPHOBIA The fear of phoning someone, and then forget whom you were calling, just as they answer.
mantelbrott set [23 Jul 2005] - POINTNINEOPHOBIA Fear that the number nine will be withdrawn from the human collective concience causing the petroleum and retail industies to collapse overnight
mantelbrott set [23 Jul 2005] - TonyBlairPhobia - Fear of your mind going blank half way through a sentence.
Anonymous Dude [1 Aug 2005] - Ohshitophobia. You Laugh your face off, while reading this shit, until you realize that in reality, you suffer from all of the above, plus a few more. You then send in a whole lot more phobias of your own, using different screen names so the green people who have been after your sorry ass for years, don't hunt you down. (see below)
mantelbrott set [13 Aug 2005] - Buzzzzzophobia. Fear that your trusty turbo charged "Mr.Happy" vibrator with the long life batteries and the hi-fi sterio boom box option, becomes irretrievably and hopelessly out of reach.... Set on rave party mode.... In church..... Yet again.
mantelbrott set [13 Aug 2005] - Napoleandynamiteophobia - The fear that you will turn into a man-eating lyger.
homiegdog hoochimama [24 Oct 2006]
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