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MMM · 01-26-2007

You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When:

You wake up face down on the pavement
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
Your twin sister forgets your birthday
You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat
You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
Your kid say "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
You're driving to work smoking a cigarette. At a stop light, you drop it between your legs. As you frantically search for it, a full city bus pulls up alongside of your car.
You wake up to late to catch the van pool - then you realize that you're driving the van this week

Thender · 01-26-2007

jpa · 01-26-2007

Bud · 01-27-2007

Ouch.

01-26-2007	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Today... You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: You wake up face down on the pavement You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold You put your bra on backwards and it fits better Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city Your twin sister forgets your birthday You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose Your kid say "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?" You're driving to work smoking a cigarette. At a stop light, you drop it between your legs. As you frantically search for it, a full city bus pulls up alongside of your car. You wake up to late to catch the van pool - then you realize that you're driving the van this week

01-26-2007	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Today... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

01-26-2007	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Today... __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

01-27-2007	#4
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Re: Today... Ouch. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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