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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best
put your affairs in order.

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk
into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well.
I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to
what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending
end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman
their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your dad.

Thender

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RyanB.

Damn, that's harsh! He's going to get it from somewhere.

jpa

just wrap it up

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Bud

LOL, poor guy.

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Chubby

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