01-30-2007
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Lipstick in school... A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY... There are teachers, and then there are Educators. |
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01-30-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Lipstick in school... Works for me.... 
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01-30-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Lipstick in school... I'll go along with that!
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01-30-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Lipstick in school... whatever works
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01-31-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Lipstick in school... Good thinking.
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01-31-2007
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| Funny Bone Doorman   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Lipstick in school... That's hilarious!! |
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02-02-2007
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| TnTU Freshman  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 29
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| Re: Lipstick in school... Rock on. That is funny stuff.  |
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02-04-2007
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Lipstick in school... An oldie but a goodie.
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