01-30-2007
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| Special Members    Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Washington Post THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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01-30-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Washington Post Honey I love you so much! But I did marry your sister first!  |
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01-30-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Washington Post  Good ones jpa  My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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01-31-2007
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| Fear me, if you dare!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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 | Re: Washington Post Honey I think of you when you are not there. I wish you would shave your pubic hair. 
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01-31-2007
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| One Hot Momma !!!   Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Washington Post Quote:
"My significant other - you have such class. But the only place I'll bang ya is in the ass." | |
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01-31-2007
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Washington Post I like yours too OB1 You are the man I love, and totally adore. What you don't know is that I am a whore!
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01-31-2007
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| Re: Washington Post Roses are red, violets are blue Dog shit stinks, and so do you
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01-31-2007
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| Re: Washington Post You were there when I needed you most... Would like to be my wedding party host?
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01-31-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Washington Post Nobody's finer and nobody's better... Except your sister the "Horny Bed Wetter"
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01-31-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Washington Post Your love is like fresh fallen snow... Yet I didn't know you were worlds biggest ho... So I was bored... 
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02-01-2007
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| Re: Washington Post Great ones buddy! |
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02-01-2007
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| TnTU College  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Washington Post dont have enough stuff to do doing the day?
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02-01-2007
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| Re: Washington Post Day?
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02-01-2007
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Washington Post nice ones jpa
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02-01-2007
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| Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33
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| Re: Washington Post You love is true like a red, red rose. So go f*@k all your other hos.
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