02-04-2007
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| The Funeral The Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral.........................I'm a gynecologist. That's when the proctologist fainted.
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02-04-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Funeral Now that is a new one!!!  
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: The Funeral
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02-05-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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02-05-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: The Funeral  nice one Chub! |
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02-05-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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02-05-2007
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| TnTU Freshman   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 29
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| Re: The Funeral Nice, very much enjoyed! |
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02-05-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: The Funeral Nice mental imagery...
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