02-12-2007
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Poor Dave Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, sweetie?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Poor Dave DAMN!!!!!!!!! 
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02-12-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Poor Dave Old one but still good... 
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02-12-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Poor Dave seen it, good though
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02-12-2007
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| TnTU Freshman   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 29
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| Re: Poor Dave  Ha!!! |
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02-12-2007
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| Straight Pimpin   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38
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 | Re: Poor Dave Another story that would have been better if it were funny... but it's not... NEXT!
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02-12-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Poor Dave Damn Bud. Yer just not going to get a break, are ya? 
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02-12-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Poor Dave Still funny 
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02-13-2007
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| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Poor Dave I think Dave's prescription of Zoloft ran out.
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02-13-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Poor Dave  |
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