02-14-2007
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| One Hot Momma !!!    Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30
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 | Presidential Gifts Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir." |
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02-14-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Presidential Gifts 
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02-14-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Presidential Gifts LMAO !!!! 
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02-14-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Presidential Gifts lol....good one OM! |
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02-14-2007
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| proud beta test subject  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Presidential Gifts 
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02-14-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Presidential Gifts I'm gonna tell that one repeatedly! 
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02-14-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Presidential Gifts
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02-14-2007
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| You don't dislike me as much as your gonna!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34
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| Re: Presidential Gifts It is a good one ,But i liked it better when i first heard it years ago. Thats when Bill Clinton traded Hillary and Chelsey for the pigs. That also was a good trade! Still works nicely the new way, good job!
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02-17-2007
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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| Re: Presidential Gifts
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02-18-2007
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| I love Jessica Doll!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Omaha
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| Re: Presidential Gifts Good Joke!
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02-18-2007
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Presidential Gifts  That's pretty funny Momma!
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