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| One Hot Momma !!! | Stuttering Cat The cat that stuttered A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!" |
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Stuttering Cat lol...nice one OM! |
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Stuttering Cat that was funny
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Stuttering Cat An oldie but a goody.
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| One Hot Momma !!! | Re: Stuttering Cat I know it's old but it still makes me smile lol... |
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| Re: Stuttering Cat I laugh every time I hear that one.
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| Fear me, if you dare! | Re: Stuttering Cat Well some of us who aren't on the internet day and night hadn't heard it, and so it was really fffff ffffff ffffunny.
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