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Old 02-22-2007   #1
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A husband and wife go into counseling after 25 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the last 25 years.
She goes on and on and on and on...

Finally the counselor gets up, walks around his desk, embraces the wife,
and kisses her passionately.

Then woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off
here Mondays and Wednesdays, but, on Fridays I golf.
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