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| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Counseling A husband and wife go into counseling after 25 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the last 25 years. She goes on and on and on and on... Finally the counselor gets up, walks around his desk, embraces the wife, and kisses her passionately. Then woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here Mondays and Wednesdays, but, on Fridays I golf.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| One Hot Momma !!! | Re: Counseling Niiiiice ! |
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| I love Jessica Doll! ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Omaha
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| Re: Counseling That's what I am talking about! Good Joke, or real story!
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| even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Counseling Can I get that counselor's name please? |
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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