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Old 02-26-2007   #1
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Dr. Phil session

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.


To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."


He turned to the second mom.

"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."


He turns to the third mom.

"Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."


At that point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, we're leaving!
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