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2ox · 03-12-2007

Children on the question of marriage - Young minds foresee a difficult future

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who theyre going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who youre stuck with.
Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both dont want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isnt she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10 (Who said boys dont have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) Id run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When theyre rich.
Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldnt want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7 (Good point)
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. Its the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8 (Who made that rule?)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
(2) Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDNT GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldnt there?
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

**Thender** · 03-12-2007

Ahhh... From the mouth of babes....

jpa · 03-12-2007

gotta love kids

Megan · 03-12-2007

That sounds like something my son would say! But all of the reponses were cute and a bit too honest.

**Bud** · 03-13-2007

Yes, gotta love kids.

**ob1** · 03-13-2007

Thanks 'ox...good ones!

My son is 10 and my daughter is 5...they tell it like it is.

OmahaMomma · 03-13-2007

Oh man that was great...I loved the " even if she looks like a truck." lmfao

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.59 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re: Children And Marriage Ahhh... From the mouth of babes.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Megan I love Trav Time! :) Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Age: 36 Posts: 264 Throcks: 275.90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Children And Marriage That sounds like something my son would say! But all of the reponses were cute and a bit too honest. __________________ Megan Jesus was a liberal.

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Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,341 Throcks: 6,148.29 Thanks: 355 Thanked 267 Times in 95 Posts	Re: Children And Marriage Yes, gotta love kids. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

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ob1 The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,137 Throcks: 520.97 Thanks: 860 Thanked 210 Times in 74 Posts	Re: Children And Marriage Thanks 'ox...good ones! My son is 10 and my daughter is 5...they tell it like it is.

03-12-2007	#1
2ox hail hail rock-n-roll Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,415 Throcks: 603.51 Thanks: 1 Thanked 84 Times in 24 Posts	Children And Marriage Children on the question of marriage - Young minds foresee a difficult future HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who theyre going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who youre stuck with. Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both dont want any more kids. Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (isnt she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 (Who said boys dont have brains) WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) Id run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When theyre rich. Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself) (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldnt want to mess with that. Curt, age 7 (Good point) (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. Its the right thing to do. Howard, age 8 (Who made that rule?) IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age) (2) Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDNT GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldnt there? Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favourite is HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

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OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30 Posts: 731 Throcks: 175.88 Thanks: 90 Thanked 188 Times in 54 Posts	Re: Children And Marriage Oh man that was great...I loved the " even if she looks like a truck." lmfao __________________ OmahaMomma's Blog Page

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