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**Bud** · 03-20-2007

Another by the great George Carlin:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved!

George Carlin

**Thender** · 03-20-2007

I love it!

Two2mnyxs · 03-20-2007

agree 100%

**ob1** · 03-20-2007

Carlin is brilliant!

Thanks Bud

jpa · 03-20-2007

I have seen that one and I agree

**mike** · 03-20-2007

I'll go along with that!!

KUfan_Donnie · 03-20-2007

Carlin has an interesting idea...

MMM · 03-21-2007

Sorry guys but that isn't George Carlin's. You can check it out here on urban legends.

**Bud** · 03-21-2007

You mean to tell me that people are sending me emails that are not 100% true?

O well, I still like it.

**Thender** · 03-21-2007

Same here.

Here's to whoever.

lilyvon schtupp · 03-21-2007

And since Sept. 11, 2001, the number of immigrants in uniform who have become U.S. citizens has increased from 750 in 2001 to almost 4,600 last year, according to military statistics.
With severe manpower strains because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan -- and a mandate to expand the overall size of the military -- the Pentagon is under pressure to consider a variety of proposals involving foreign recruits, according to a military affairs analyst.

lilyvon schtupp · 03-21-2007

Currently, Pentagon policy stipulates that only immigrants legally residing in the United States are eligible to enlist. There are currently about 30,000 noncitizens who serve in the U.S. armed forces, making up about 2 percent of the active-duty force, according to statistics from the military and the Council on Foreign Relations. About 100 noncitizens have died in Iraq and Afghanistan.

**Bud** · 03-21-2007

jpa · 03-21-2007

sometimes you just have too make do

Two2mnyxs · 03-21-2007

^^^

03-20-2007	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,947.10 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Solution to Save Gasoline Another by the great George Carlin: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved! George Carlin __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

03-20-2007	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.40 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline I love it! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

03-20-2007	#3
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 850.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline agree 100% __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

03-20-2007	#4
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 426.33 Thanks: 629 Thanked 142 Times in 55 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline Carlin is brilliant! Thanks Bud

03-20-2007	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.35 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline I have seen that one and I agree __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

03-20-2007	#6
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,104.69 Thanks: 666 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline I'll go along with that!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

03-20-2007	#7
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline Carlin has an interesting idea... __________________ One weekend survived

03-21-2007	#8
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 694.56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline Sorry guys but that isn't George Carlin's. You can check it out here on urban legends.

03-21-2007	#9
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,947.10 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline You mean to tell me that people are sending me emails that are not 100% true? O well, I still like it. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

03-21-2007	#10
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.40 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline Same here. Here's to whoever. __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

03-21-2007	#11
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,382 Throcks: 846.91 Thanks: 7 Thanked 117 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline And since Sept. 11, 2001, the number of immigrants in uniform who have become U.S. citizens has increased from 750 in 2001 to almost 4,600 last year, according to military statistics. With severe manpower strains because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan -- and a mandate to expand the overall size of the military -- the Pentagon is under pressure to consider a variety of proposals involving foreign recruits, according to a military affairs analyst. __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

03-21-2007	#12
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,382 Throcks: 846.91 Thanks: 7 Thanked 117 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline Currently, Pentagon policy stipulates that only immigrants legally residing in the United States are eligible to enlist. There are currently about 30,000 noncitizens who serve in the U.S. armed forces, making up about 2 percent of the active-duty force, according to statistics from the military and the Council on Foreign Relations. About 100 noncitizens have died in Iraq and Afghanistan. __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

03-21-2007	#13
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,947.10 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

03-21-2007	#14
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.35 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline sometimes you just have too make do __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

03-21-2007	#15
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 850.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Solution to Save Gasoline ^^^ ^^^ __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

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